Indonesia DisneyLand: ThemePark of Fun

Far away from California in Anaheim, there are disneyland
Not in Paris or in Tokyo, Japan..
Not in Shanghai also or even in Hongkong in the Lantau Island…
But here in our glorious country, Indonesia, right in the downtown..
Maybe there in Gatot Subroto street or in Veteran
Or somewhere between cikeas to medan merdeka selatan
Therein lies the Magic kingdom in this motherland…

Of course you know about Uncle Scrooge, the duck who will do anything for money and even for one coin…
Eventhough he have more than a trillion..
Here we have, The Man from nowhere, named Gayus Halomoan Tambunan…
He likes to collect money even with embezzlement, bribery and tax-evasion..
Though He was a prisoner, He could go to Singapore, Malaysia and Aomen..
On the contrary he could watch tennis match in Commonwealth Bank Tournament of Champions..
Only In Our Country, It can be happen..

You can say it’s a Theater or Fantasyland..
Here an Important prisoner can escaped from the prison… You know Edy Tansil A.K.A Tan Tju Fuan..
Maybe he met White rabbit, which took him to wonderland..
Now, I heard, Alice.. (ups).. Tansil, I mean.. running the business in Fujian..
Maybe the King and Queen of hearts protect him from Indonesian State Intelligence Agency and all the secret agent..
And hope he enjoy A mad tea party in his Adventureland..

You’ve heard son of the former president was found guilty and jailed for giving the order for the assassination..
He just spent four years in detainment… whereas He also involved in various other crimes, from landswap to corruption..
He also once broke the jail.. despite he got luxurious treatment in prison.. from cultivating louhan fish until playing badminton..
Turn the bad things.. into small heaven..
Now he is a rally driver.. but not to compete with sebastien loeb or Tommi makinen..
Just like Gladstone Gander.. Who always lucky and get anything he wants with less efforts and motivation..

Now you know Nunun Nurbaeti, the wife of former deputy police chief Adang Daradjatun…
She is involved in bribery case of Bank Indonesia Senior Deputy Governor Election..
She ran into singapore, thailand, and cambodia, in city of phnom penh..
She said she forget the way to come home.. Just like the little mermaid forget the way back to the ocean..
Her’s doctor said she got amnesia, vertigo, migrain, neuropathy, and forgetfullness combination..
What a disease !!,  in the person who looks like paris hilton..
If you get a complicated illness like that.. i thought your eyes will also get wrong perception..

And now we have Muhammad Nazaruddin.. former Indonesian Demokrat politician..
who allegedly involved in corruption cases of SEA Games Athletes homestead development..
He disappeared somewhere.. into the place called unknown..
Maybe he went to Agrabah.. Just like Aladdin, with his magic flying carpet, i don’t know it’s embroidery or woven..
He reveals the fact from his blackberry messenger through his conference call in televison..
I don’t know he calls from singapore, jeddah or london..
But we’ve heard “sari roti” jingle on his conversation..
He dragged out all of those involved.. from his other former party members to the leaders of the Corruption Eradication Commission..
Now he was officially dismissed from his party because he could be threatened to damage the party’s reputation..
And hope he could brings all the beagle boys who is involved.. whether it’s 167-171 or even 176-167, to the Indonesia’s jurisdiction..

This is The Real Disneyland
Can you count how many mickey mouse or minnie who sit in the Indonesia’s People’s Representative Council?
…and if you’re eyes is good.. you can also found Remy Ratatouille, Speckles G-Force, or even pikachu in there..

Can you see the difference between Gus Goose, who always fall asleep when he was working and members of Indonesian parliament, who likes to sleep while they’re meeting..
…Maybe they’re want to be like Aurora.. but as a sleeping pity..

Do you realize that many Indonesia parliament member were absent in every session,  they were busy playing golf, shopping, and sleep in their hammock like donald duck..
…And hope you don’t give them apple fruit.. coz’ you know they’ve no hearts and chance anymore to accept “love’s first kiss” to wake them up like a snow white..

Do you know that some of our lawmaker.. like to watch porn inside parliament..

anyway.. we also have our characters who don’t use clothes..  and surprise!! It”s not just one.. but 101….  dalmatian..

Have you heard about the lovestory like Shrek & Princess Fiona between Antasari & his caddy…
but unfortunately, this one turn into tragedy..

If you think our representatives is just funny..
here… we have toy story…

If you think our law enforcer smells stink..
here… we have monsters inc..

If you think our official is just a nightmare..
here.. we have the hunchback of notredame…

and.. If you think our Leader .. looks like.. buffalo… (...or just too slow..)
…here… we have… winnie the poo’…….   (h)…

sssh..

This IS Indonesia’s DisneyLand…