Curhat - Part 1

Curhat..

well I tried so hard to find this word in Kamus Besar Bahasa Indonesia. But after reading and digesting of the meaning of curhat I found my self  amusing and stupid because that we ,.. I mean I and Evan did last night actually.

Okay I will explain to you so you get what I mean. Recently I am suffering of melancholy and agony Insomnia. Not , it's not because I am worry about the final test or Skrip-shit. In fact I give a damn about it. After meeting the campus counselor, He become my personal adviser, telling me the next steps which meant I had to hold on and let it flow, he said I didn't need to hurry. Yeah right Sir! It's easier for your saying than what I am doing.Duh, let's go back to story okay. My,, eh no, our curhat conversation on Bbm goes like:

Me: Evan.

He: yup, whatsuup!

Me: have you fell asleep right now? (its already 11 pm)

He: not yet. why? Want to Curhat?

Me: uhmm not exactly like that.

He: Me too, I want to Curhat.

Me: Oh sokay you first. ( OMG!! I never knew he ever had problems?)

He: do you think I am a bad guy?

Me: eh whaaat!?

He: tell me the truth, do you find me an assh#le?

Me: .. (paused to think) sometimes...~^

He: GREAT! THANKS GRANDPA!!

Me: Cmoon dude, you want me to tell the truth.

He: K, I know I am still a Bocah Bau Kencur for you but I really need your opinion right now?

Once I called him Bocah Bau Kencur cause I am 7 years older than him and he called me Grandpa!! When he gets upset like right now.

Me: I am sorry. No tell me what' s the case?

He: simply because there are so many people have big crush on me. They said they love me and wanted me to their lives?

Me: Ouch, Look at this! Don Juan aka Mr.Prince Charming. (^^,) #kissKiss

He: Ehaaa.. Juan? Are talking to Juan right now?

yes, I told him about Juan a little bit. As a matter of fact. When everything didn't go well between us, It was Evan who become my shoulders to cry on.

Me: not sleepy head, It's you I call Don Juan, the Prince Charming .. Hahhhaahhaaa

if you met Evan in person I bet you would like him immediately. He's not really as charming or gorgeous as Tom Delay but he is the funniest and lay- back guy that you love hangout with. He doesn't like being serious and sophisticated. For him, the world is a fun stage where everyone has to enjoy and fulfill his life with laughter, love and laughter again. So I cannot believe that we have this seems-to-be-a-deal.

Me: sokay, why docha you tell me from the beginning of the case.

He: You know me well, I can never say no to any one. So when some different people asked me to go out together, I just said to them. And we hanged out and we did it!

Me: holy cow!! but you knew from the start where it held to!! that they wanted more than just nice friend, right? More than a hangout buddy?

He: of course.

Me: and your girlfriend doesn't know about it?

He: hell no! And you wont tell her, right?

Me: ..Neveeer! Neveeeeer.. She never heard any of this shit from me..you know what you were doing.

He: I guess

Me: why are you always putting yourself on trouble? Its kinda cheating to your girlfriend , you know?

He: Nice Grandpa and now you become a judge and plead guilty!

Me: you just like Juan!

He: no, I AM NOT.

Me: think with your brain NOT WITH YOUR D!#K!!!!

He: are rebuking me? Accusing me.. Pointing finger on me cause everything didn't work with you and Juan?

Me: DO NOT SAY HIS S.O.B okay!

He: but YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MENTIONED HIS NAME??

Me: Aaarrrrgggghh :@ Dasar Anak Bau Kencuuuuur!! I am off

He: TAKE YOUR MEDICINE GRANDPA!! :-P

and after that Curhat. my insomnia got worse, I was angry, upset and disappointed with Evan. How could he did that to his sweet girlfriend. CHEATING, just like what Juan did to me. I think I have to call Eugen now. And it's cheating cause I am single, right?