7. Slipping one darker-skinned, ample-bodied or curly-haired fellow between a bunch of whiter-skinned, slimmer and straight-haired fellows makes your commercial more politically correct.
8. When women having their menstruation, they only bleed a tiny, little amount of blue liquid as if they have made bodily contacts with Dr. Manhattan, instead of a tsunami of strange smelling blood that require several changes of pads in a day...
Ladies, trust me, if you bleed like this during menstruation, you will not giggle maniacally and rave about your fucking new menstruation pads instead
9. ..and the same thing happens to babies, but let's be grateful for this because many of us are more willing to see blood than urine and feces on screen.
10. Women only worried about wearing white pants when they are in menstruation, instead of feeling bloated, having mood swing and cramps, and experiencing the urge to re-create 'Rumah Dara' murder scenes if you dare to mess with them.
11. Contrary of many well known facts, Indonesia has the smoothest and quietest public road system in the world, as well as the happiest drivers in the world.
12. They key of getting the right man/woman is not attitude, good personality and friendly manner, but using the right soap.
13. And the key of successful marriage is not compassion, understanding and love, but using the right fabric softener.
14. Your instant coffee brands smell and taste like they are just brewed in Juan Valdez's coffee plantation in South America, despite the fact that they all taste the same after several days of coffee binge drinking (okay, that's actually me).
15. Moms, you are only worthy in the eyes of kids and husbands if you cook, clean up, and still look pristine as well as full of smile every time you are done with those tasks. If you fail, get ready to be thrown outside the house and survive from the diets of murdered hobos (okay, I made it up).
16. Dads are the least competent people in the world regarding of child care.
