The Cat, the Duck, and Facebook

there's an ugly duck with an ugly cat, walking together. the cat who has wrinkle around his left eye said, "what do we have to tell to the man in front of us?".

"What should we tell him anything? asked the duck

"Of course we want his"

"what?"

"The food, you moron. we havent had food since i dont remember how manys days"

"do what your best on, meoing in right to his feet"

"and you?:

"I;ll watch you there, beside that tree, silent"

"so clever you are, you just wait me in silent, then i must give you what mine"

"every creatures have their own duty, mine is not that"

the ugly cat walking slowly to the man, who standing beside the railway. The train has not coming yet. his hand holding a bread, half is already be eaten. his mouth is still chewing in. the cat then called him.

meow"

the man step aside.

meow, the cats slip his head between the man's trousers.

the man walking, and then sitting in. the stasion is quite crowded. and more people come.

the ugly cat try again. the man looks at him, and then shouted, shhh...he move his feet..

the cat back to his companion.

'now do what your best'

the duck doesnt said anything, he is chewing something.

"ymmm ymm'

somehow he had bread. the cat stare at him.

"i dont want to know how, please give me some"

the ugly duck give him some bread from his beak.

the other man stand across the railway watch them and smile. he opens his camera, then catch their picture. i bet not very long, his facebook will have status: "the cat and the duch eating bread i gave them..haha..so cute" (the end)