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Humor: Orang Terkaya

27 Januari 2012   06:42 Diperbarui: 25 Juni 2015   20:24 667
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An english teacher in Stoic Junior high school starts his class by giving a greeting to his student. Based on the schedule made, they are going to discuss about the richest man in the world. This material is one of the extra time materials.....

Teacher: ok my students..do you really know who is the richest man  in this world?

Students; we don't know sir..just tell us then...

Teacher: come on...you have to guess first...i need your effort to guess it...try..try...

Student: give us the initial sir....

Teacher: alright.... "T"

Students: we give up sir....we don't know!!! tell us...

Teacher: ok..based the current investigation,,so the richest man in this world is Mr..T*****.. from USA.

Dwi; how come sir?

Teacher: well, because he has many things, Luxurious car, Private jet, houses, entreprises and many more...

Sada: ehem well i think..they have made mistake in deciding the richest man here...The richest man in the world is in Bali....

Teacher; waw..i am so impressed with your argument sada... tell me the evidence!

Sada: sir..in Bali..there is a man name Made...and do you know Made is the only person who visits all country in this world...

Teacher; but that's not listed in a book record, Sada..

Sada; well sir..Made will never make his name in book, but he carves it usually in Electronic equipment, such as TV, Radio and soon..

Teacher: weird!!!! such  disgusting way i think...

Dwi: well i think it's cool sir.... really i haven't got it sada.

Sada: well...Sir...now please see you note book...  what you can find there? is there a notification like "made in japan"

Teacher; (checking) yes,,,made in Japan....................... (finnally got it) ohh that's what you mean Sada?

Sada; totally right sir.......

Teacher: oh...NO..... Are you joking me..that's not a name of richest  man..but it's notification where particular tool is created.....get that!!

Sada: sir....But i have a friend...his nama Is Made Oka.....so it thinks that's him... am i incorrect sir?

Students; wkwkwkkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwk..it's right Sada...Made is the richest...Made in China, Japan, Austalia, USA ...wkwkwkwkkwkwk

Teacher; shut up students.......... (angry).... Sadarrrrrrrrr

salam sayang,

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