Arek Suroboyo Lek irunge gatel trus kudu wahing, munine ---> Ha..ha..ha..hancookkk!!
Arek Suroboyo lek onok wong pamer "eh aku tuku mobil anyar iki" langsung dijawab "SOPO??.. SING TAKOK!"
Arek Suroboyo senengane muring2 nggawe awalan 'jam'.. >> Jamput, jambul, jambret, jambu, dst
Arek Suroboyo lek ndelok wedok ayu, langsung ngomong: "cuk, ayune, bpk'e sunat nangdi iku"
Arek Suroboyo lek onok wedok'an ayu langsung komentar "ojok mbuk gudo lho jon, wes tak kapling iku"
Arek Suroboyo lek onok koncone ngomong gak jelas, langsung disauti "kon iku ngomong ta kemu?!?"
Arek Suroboyo lek ngomong, mesti dike'i akhiran A --> ndasmuA, matamuA, makmuA, mbokmuA..
Arek Suroboyo lek krungu koncone ngomong banter, langsung disauti "wuss sante ae jon, gak usa mbleyer.."
Arek Suroboyo lek nyeluk koncone: jon, es, kang, boi. "Whoi jon, yo opo kabarmu" "boi, budal gowes yok"
Arek Suroboyo lek dicokot nyamuk "cuk, asu kok nyamuk iki!!"
Arek Suroboyo..nek mertamu, disuguhi kopi encer/kurang kencel " iki kopi opo uyue jaran tah "Â koyok sing wis tahu ngombe.. ae...
