Sydney, March 31st, 2006
Last Saturday, after having (few) drinks @ a friends place - getting tipsy and outrageously happy - the so-called “manly” conversation got extremely hot over everyone’s favourite topic.. “The Ideal Wife”
One Australian friend said he wants a girl who is either cute or pretty, smart, easy going, understanding, and so on… My Russian friend simply stated that he wanted a beautiful, romantic, and an un-boring woman… He wouldn’t settle for less… The Indian friend, however, said he doesn’t have much of a choice since it would be a fixed marriage.. His family would find him a bride that he’d agree to and off he goes for a life sentence.. L@L..
Let’s get the facts straightened out… The cute and pretty ladies are either married or booked.. The smart ladies ends up somewhere either in the academic field or in the board of executives.. The easy going would be either lining up @ the whore-house or fishing in discotheques.. The romantic lady deals with wine and not vodka (like us).. The un-boring type would entertain themselves by bungee jumping or cliff diving… The understanding lot would understand that they are not suppose to be with us.. L@L.. It looks like the Russians and Australians demands a lot of quality for an ideal wife… The Indian obviously does not have much of a choice.. They marry for the family.. Since it is fixed there’s not much to be said..
Suddenly, in the middle of laughs and silly arguments, another friend from Pakistan broke his silence and started speaking.. He said nothing about the physical appearence of his ideal wife but merely said “I want a wife who will cook for me, wait for me when I come from the office, do my laundry, take care of my kids and the house.. She will stand up when I tell her to - and sit down when I say so..” Everyone dropped their jaws in shock….=))
Lets analyze he said.. Beauty fades in 10-15 years - which is unfortunately and sickeningly true.. Going to Disco? Who’s going to take a fat bitch to a disco anyway? L@L.. The main part is the quality of the services she provides.. Cooks good food, knows how to clean hard stains on clothes, the best mother to the kids, and a good carer for her husband when he’s old.. - sounds too easy. Majority rules “Go Marry Your F#@KIN’ Maid”… L@L..
This leaves us with a major “un-answerable” question in issue…
“Are there any pretty ladies out there whose personality qualifications are as the following.. Loving, Beautiful, Smart, Easy-Going, Understanding, Faithfull and Devoted, Loves to Party ..BUT.. Has the Skills of a Super Nanny?” (Go watch the Nanny TV Serial to get the picture).. L@L
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