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What Indonesian TV Commercials Assume about Us

5 Oktober 2013   15:44 Diperbarui: 24 Juni 2015   06:57 247
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Whenever you see any commercials when watching TV (and probably while complaining about them), have you ever noticed patterns emerging there? You can say that those ads are based on what the commercial makers assume about us, or what we would certainly like. Some are great, but others...hmm, lets' say that they are kind of tiring, thanks to endless use of common stereotypes and such.

But to be honest, bathing regularly does increase your sexual appeal

Don't take my writing seriously. I'm not a communication expert or something and does not have any formal qualifications in determining whether a commercial is total bullshit or not. However, you might have seen these patterns emerging every 3 minutes of commercials in TV, right before your heavily censored Bioskop Trans TV movie back on screen.

Here are some assumptions commercial makers probably made about us:

1. Aging women are not allowed.

2. Apparently every ideal housewife has a husband with 7 figure salaries, so fuck lower class.

3. Women use facial soap to get men, men use facial soap to get career improvement...

4. ...while it is only women who use body lotion to get career improvement.

She spent the first several years of her career hijacking trucks full of body lotion

5. Your washing detergent apparently has more advanced technology than toilet in Apollo 13, because no women ever look haggard and miserable while they are hand-washing a bunch of clothes with thicker dirt layer than Iraqi desert after sand storm.

6. One acne means your life is over (which can make sense if that acne is actually the first sign for herpes or alien life form or something).

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