Differences Between Wife & Girlfriend

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Wifeis a HARIMAU,girlfriend isHARI HARI MAU

And some say: Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At homewatch TV, go out bring HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.

No money,sell TV. Got money change HP.

TV free for life, but HP.....if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,

but HP is cute, slim, curvy and veryportable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, butfor HP is high and often demanding.

Most important, TV got remote but HP don't have..

Last butnot least,

TV do not have virus, but HP yes..have VIRUS, once get it, HABIS LA. ...

so betterchoose TV

Upgrade to LCD or PlasmaTV (Slim and Chun)

Less maintenance too especiallythey are easy on the electricity bills.

Is good to besafe than sorry.