Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Peter."
"Peter! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now." Hahahaha…
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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"Dad, I was away for a few days. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife telling her that I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife was in another man's arms. Why? Dad, tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."
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A husband visited a marriage counselor and complaint, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service!"
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A wife , one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to.", replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."
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A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
