Dear All,
By reading the subject, you all know what I mean. It has been great to work with you all. So many ups and downs (not that many ups since promotion is rarely given in this place).
I apologise for all the mistakes I've made to all of you intentionally or unintentionally. You must acknowledge that the intentional mistakes I've made must be caused by your mistakes towards me (i.e. by being an ass to me, by not giving me promotion, by giving me a fair rating only).
And also to my bosses (current and in the past) you should be grateful for I did not smack you in the face for your ungrateful treatment towards me as can be seen in my salary, which is less than 1% of the department budget, especially when 60% of the department task were dumped on me
Last but not least, bad bye (not good bye) and screw you all
P.S. : Technically you can still contact me since I possess a number of gadgets (like phone, emails) for communication, but.... I rather you don't. So I don't leave any contact details here, and no, I'm not going to contact you either, ever.
"See, its not another boring thak you blablablabla <insert a good words> goodbye email :D. oh, and I'm only joking"
