Mr.Han Tsu Pit, a singer and soldier of China met Miss.Jane Julaeha, singer and member of Opposition Party of Malaysia. They falled in love at the first sight. They spoke in English little bit but they could understand each other by sometime inserting titles of world's hit songs to communicate easier.
After having a good time for a while, smiling and kissing and hugging... And Owww saddenly they got involved with a kind of inconvenient talk for all Chinese soldiers. What's it? Human Rights!!!
Jane Julaeha : "Hey Jude. How is human rights in China?"
Han Tsu Pit : "Hmmm....Lady Jane. Every human in China is okay. China is a great nation, We Are The Champion, my love. I am sitting here you know I Just Call To Say I Love You."
Jane Julaeha : "Oh yeaaah?"
Han Tsu Pit : " Oh yeeees!"
Jan Julaeha: "I Can't Get No Satisfaction. No human rights there. It's Breakin Away!"
Han Tsu Pit : "I Don't Wonna Talk About It... Please never Killing Me Softly, Material Girl. And please please calm down just like Antonio's Song, okay?"
Jane Julaeha : "Darling, Don't Let Down... Let's Spend The Night Togather, I really Stuck On You by now, hik hik hik...."
Han Tsu Pit: "Begadang? ooooohgood idea, You Are My Inspiration. I know No Woman No Cry, No Body But You, I'll Always Love You. hmmmm..."
Jane Julaeha: "Every Breath You Take darling, My Heart Will Go On. But why no human rights in China? When you Heal The World? Just answer my question Soldier Of Fortune!"
Han Tsu Pit:"Hard To Say I'am Sorry, darling. Let me tell you Just The Two Of Us..."
Jan Julaeha:"Tell Me Why?"
Han Tsu Pit:"Because we have 1,5 billions people in China, you know? Human Rights is impossible. Because too many human beings, too many people to be given their rights!"
Jan Julaeha: "Oh my God, Nonsense! Nonsense! you need Goyang Dombret!!!"
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Rewritten jan0810 (adapted from "My Story:..." may2009)
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