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How to Judge a Woman Based on Her Appearance

20 Mei 2015   07:49 Diperbarui: 17 Juni 2015   06:48 51
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Commonly, we can say that all women are beautiful. This statement could be right, but it also depends on the situation where or how we see the woman.

According to the dream that I had last night; it said that I must tell you all about how to “judge” a woman whether she is beautiful or not by looking at some criteria.

Before we start, I think I have to tell about the criteria of “judging” a woman. The criteria are: “aah” and “ooh”.

Now, let’s continue with the whole criteria:

-Someone that we say she is really beautiful

The criteria are: if we look at her from the front side, a man will say “ahh” (means that we compliment her), and so does when we look at her from the back side we also say “aah”. So in short we say: “aah” “aah” for the first criteria.

-Someone that we say she is between beautiful and not

The criteria are: if we look at her from the front side, we will say “aah” (means that we compliment her), but when we look at her from the back side we say “ooh” (no comment for this) or vice versa; when we look at her from the front side we say “ooh”, but when we look from the back side, we must say “aah”. So, in short these criteria are said as “ooh” “aah” or “aah” “ooh”. For your information, I think majority of women are in this criteria. Not too beautiful but she is also not... (I don't want to continue it)

-Someone that we say she is not beautiful (I don’t want to say it with other term for this)

The criteria are: whether we see her from the front or back side, a man must say “aah”. The criteria is seldom to be happened, because I think no woman is … (I don’t want to tell it further).

And finally, that is the way how I “judge” a woman based on her appearance. Further, women also can use the same method to “judge” a man because actually there is no different between a man and a woman in the appearance.

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