Post pertama, mudah-mudahan diperkenankan. Sebenarnya tulisan ini hanya ingin melengkapi minimal 70 kata sih. Apabila ada ketidakakuratan data, mohon dimaklumi. ------------------------->8------------------------ gunting disini ------------------------====---------------------- creambath disana --------------------------------------------------- Baiklah daripada menyampah, berikut lima buah jokes dalam bahasa inggris yang saya copy-paste dari situs lain. A web developer walks into a bar... but quickly leaves after seeing the table layout. A DBA walks into a NOSQL bar, but turns and leaves because he couldn't find a table. A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?' A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World!" and meet up his friend Baz. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
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