I Quite Hate "The Deathly Hallows"

Okay, ladies (and a few gentlemen), so! While waiting for July 16, let’s refresh our minds (if we still have the right ones) with some bits and bites from our beloved franchise’s last book Deathly Hallows.

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2. Hedwig’s death. I demand PETA’s presence and advocating for this, period.
   
3. No more Gred and Feorge. Er, I mean, Fred and George. It’s like Jacko without his nose. Er, yeah. Whatever.
   
4. The nasty things She did to Snape. If you might notice, pardon my borrowing Dylan’s genius, it’s Like a Rowling Stone. The things got worse and worse and voila! We got Albus Severus. Why not Severus Albus?
   
5. Look at Lupin’s family romance—which is unimaginable. Ewww me for I cannot unlook. Or better, ewww Her.
   
6. The nastiest of all evils She has ever done: Ginny. It’s ewwwer than #4. I could still pardon if The One ended up with Cho, but Ginny? I mean, why not Hermione? Ever since Prisoner, I’ve seen The Force for Harry/Hermione. And I am SO against her ending up with Ron. I mean, okay, it’s a sidekick’s destiny to pair up with another sidekick (no matter how miserable that is, really), but! But! I guess The Force isn’t really strong in that department.
   

You might take this as a mad fan’s mad ramblings of impetuous nonsense, but boy, am I not really a fan—not that mad, that is. Just the ramblings, my friends. Just the ramblings. Right, Master Yoda?