Setelah lebih dari sebulan kita dibikin puyeng oleh berita-berita politik Pilpres, tadi pagi saya terkejut dapat email dari United Nations (Persatuan Bangsa Bangsa) yang langsung ditanda tangani oleh Sekjen PBB, Ban Ki-Mon. Dan kabarnya sangat bagus, saya dapat uang USD 5 million. Entah mimpi apa saya semalam, dapat uang segitu banyak yang kayaknya cukup untuk tiga turunan. Aduhai, bagus nian nasib awak kalau begitu.
Tapi saya langsung tahu bahwa email itu cuma akal-akalan komplotan penipu dari Afrika. Nih, saya copy kan email dimaksud:
The United Nations Headquarters
United Nations Compensation Unit
In Affiliation with World Bank
Our Ref: U.N/WBO/042UK/2014
New York
Congratulations Beneficiary
[1]United Nation goal to eredicate global poverty before 2030.
[2]Financial support to individuals,family and organization with britgh purpose to fund their project.
[3]World/community development.
[4]Your email was submitted by the all world email providers and was chosen by ballotary.
[5]The beneficiary will sponsor the claim charge of their cheque.
We have been having a meeting for the past 7 months which just ended few days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world and families,individuals,organizations that needs financial support, the UNITED NATIONS in Affiliation withWORLD BANK have agreed to compensate them with the sum of USD$5 Million Dollars.
This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your name in the list of those who are to benefit from these compensation exercise and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed. You are advised to contact Aaron Smith of our paying center in Africa, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately foryour Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$5 Million Dollars.
This fund is in form of a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? So he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Aaron Smith of MAGNUM PLC PAYMENT CENTER with your payment Code:ST/DPI/829 immediately for your Cheque at the given address below:
DIRECTOR IN CHARGE: Aaron Smith
E-MAIL:magnum-customercareonline@1me.net
TELEPHONE+2348105744165
FAX: +234-1-8968850
I apologize on behalf of my organization for any delay you might have encountered in receiving your fund in the past. Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place.
You are required to contact the above person and furnish him with the following of your information that will be required to avoid any mistakes:-
1. Your Full name:
2. Your Country:
3. Contact Address:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Fax Number:
6. Marital Status:
7. Occupation:
8. Sex:
9. Age:
Congratulations, and I look forward to hear from you as soon as you confirm your payment making the world a better place.
Regards,
Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon
Ada beberapa hal yang membuat saya langsung tahu bahwa itu penipuan:
1. Saya bukan termasuk kategori dimaksudkan oleh "United Nations" sebagai orang yang dirugikan oleh suatu Pemerintah manapun akibat tidak dibayar kontrak pekerjaan atau lainnya.
2. Saya melihat susunan paragraf dan kalimat informasinya tak teratur, walaupunbahasa Inggerisnya sangat excellent.
3. Ada faktor pejabat yang perlu dihubungi, ternyata di Afrika, yang sudah sangat terkenal sebagai sumber segala jenis penipuan.
Nah setelah membaca email yang "ditanda-tangani Sekretaris Jenderal PBB, Ban Ki-Moon" itu , setidaknya saya tertawa-tawa menghilangkan kepuyengan baca tulisan tentang Pilpres selama ini. Kalau benar saya dapat uang dengan gampang seperti itu dalam jumlah segitu, tentulah semua "friend" saya di Kompasiana akan saya traktir jalan-jalan ke Eropa. Ha ha ha.