"So, what are you doing this Valentine's Day?"
"Hmm, nothing."
"Ahh, you must be single."
"Yeah, but what does that have to do with having no plans on Valentine's Day?"
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"Any plans for this Valentine's Day?"
"Nope. Why?"
"Come with me. I'll set you up with someone I know. He's really great."
"But--"
"Come on now. You don't wanna be alone again on Valentine's Day, do you?"
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