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'Bule' Sinting

Diperbarui: 26 Juni 2015   05:15

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Cerita singkat waktu chatting sama satu 'Bule'  sinting di facebook. 'Bule' ==> 'A'....Aku==>'B'

A: hello,,,Dear
B: Don't call meee dear
A: babe..
B: I'm not your baby
A: Honey,,cute
B: *silent*
A: Can I ask something?
B: *mode luring*
A: honey,,,reply plz..
B: what?
A:do you wear bra and panty now?
B: what question is that!!!!
A: just say yes or no
B: of course yes
A: size?
B: what size?
A: breast size...
B: *grgrgrgrggrgrgrgg* how could that became something important for you..?WEIRD..
A: I guess 34,right..?
B: *uuuuuurrrgggghhhhhhh..*
A: what color of bra you wear today?
B: *wong edan....*
A: babe...
B: what for you asked like that??you want buy me that for me,,huhhh????
A: Yes,i will
B: *gubrakkkk*
A: so what color?
B: BLACK
A: Oh,,then panty's color?
B: *ini orang apa sih maunya??*
A: honey...reply plz..
B: *honey...honey...* POLCADOT..*puasssssss?????*
A: That's must be sexy:)
B: *mati daah..*
A: Then,,do u have any bikini pic?
B: why?
A: just asking
B: of course no...
A: oh,sexy pic?
B: OF COURSE NO. ALTHOUGH I HAVE ANY,I WON'T SHARE IT TO OTHER,ESPECIALLY YOU!!!
DON'T ASK SUCH THOSE QUESTIONS!
A: why?
B: I DON'T LIKE IT. IT'S UNPOLITE AT ALL....
A: OKay,,,another questions..
B: *silent*
A: r u there,,,honey??
B: *silent*
A: please..just one questions..
B: WHATTT???
A : can you open your bra now?
B: DAMN YOU
B: YOU'RE SUCK
B: TAKE THE HINT....GO AWAY.....
A: :'( *blocked*

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