Gombalan dalam Bahasa Inggris? Damage-mu Bertambah!

Bagaimana cara membuat pasangan luluh ketika marah? atau bagaimana memuji pasangan agar makin cinta dengan kita?

Yup, jawabannya adalah dengan gombalan. Semakin hari kata gombalan makin beragam. Semakin asing kata-kata yang diucapkan semakin tinggi hati pujaan melayang diangkasa.

Berikut ini beberapa gombalan dalam bahasa inggris yang dapat digunakan untuk meluluhkan hati pasangan:

• Look at the keyboard, do you realize that I always beside U?
• If you wanna know how old am I, I'm 2, cause I'm in2 you
• I just realize that we can't spell CRUSH without U
• You remind me of an egg, because I'm eggcited to be yours
• Why do you have to be "boboiboy" when you can just be "my boy"?
• 34+35 is inappropriate but can I be your 35-34 and only?
• I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn u into mine
• Italy but the "ta" is silent
• Lemme tell you name of month, January, February, march, april, may u be mine?
• I'm not 14, but i can be the 1 4 you
• I prefer  being called boy but without "o"
• Among the 26 alphabets, I only see U
• If I can rearrange the alphabets, I would put U and I together
• You look kinda mixed, half Indonesian and half mine
• From A-Z, do you know which one I would choose? I would choose U
• I don't like math, but I like you so math
• My teacher told me to follow my dream. So can I follow you?
• Do you know what's on the menu? Me N U
• Sorry I forgot your name, can I call you mine instead?
• There is biosphere, asphere, atmosphere, and hydrosphere, but losing you it's my biggestphere
• Are you from korea? Cause ur my SEOUL mate
• Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here
• Do you watch anime? You should loving anime without "ani"
• Is your face from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin it
• I'm not perfect but I'm better than your x, and gonna be better that your NEXT
• Is your name WIFI? Because I'm feeling a connection
• Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type
• Are you born at 24 july? Because you're 24/7 for me
• I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Is your name Google? Cause you've got everying I'm searching for
• Is your last name "calendar"? because all I wanna ask you is "date"
• Upin & Ipin should be together without "pin"
• Don't ask me if I choose u or the cutest boy in the world, I mean WHY WOULD YOU GIMME THE SAME OPTION?
• I stalked ur girlfriend instagram acc and it says "edit"
• Even if there was no gravity on planet earth, I would still fall for u
• What is your favorite insect? Mine are the butterflies you give me
• People said when you think happy thoughts, you fly. But why when I think of you, I fall
• Did you know the one thing about universe? It starts with U N I
• You're so fine but let me change the "F" with "M"
• You may fall from the sky of tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me
• If our story is a grammar, I wanna replace ur simple past with present continuous and hope to be your future perfect
• I heard you are good at algebra kind of thing. So, would you replace my X without asking Y?
• Do you love yourself? If yes, we love the same person
• Let's play a game, but not hide and seek, because someone like you it's hard to find
• Excuse me, if I got straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
• Albert Einstein said there's nothing faster that light but clearly he hasn't seen how fast I've fallen for you
• Apple starts with A, Zebra starts with Z, and then why happiness starts with  U?
• Sun is rising, rain is falling, when I see you smiling damn I'm falling